pretty much the sex, eh?

If I were going to change my name I probably wouldnt change it at all, but maybe to Lyla. If there had to be a female president, I wouldnt vote for Oprah Winfrey, i kinda like the idea of Hilary Clinton. In the case of top or bottom I choose top. My least favorite thing to have in my mouth is a jalapeno peppers. The worst bands ever are Fall Out Boy, Chevelle, and the "pickle in my mouth" wannabees (just ask, and i will tell). My vacation of choice would be to Toronto, or to London this summer. My least favorite part about going to a bar is the inability to drink and sometimes getting kicked out at 10. My favorite way to burn calories is to not consume any. I do not know who starred alongside Dennis Rodman in "Double Team" or even that there was such a movie. My favorite type of condom is a funny question, especially since i dont believe you should have a preference with sucha thing.. My favorite brand of whiskey is Maker's Mark, and i know that very well. My least favorite alcoholic drink are pussy beers aka malted beverages, i can go for a Heineken or Pale Ale any day. I find it difficult to remember my 21st birthday since i havent had it yet, but ive planned alot of drinking when it comes. I guess smoking cigarettes is the worst thing im into right now, or maybe its you... i cant decide, but now im leaning towards you. I prefer the lights off, alot. I prefer dorritos to pringles, especially the cool ranch ones. If I could change a law it would be the legal age a person could purchase and consume alcohol, cause that would make things alot easier. Does size matter? Why, yes, it does become a factor (sorry). Least favorite sexual position, funny eh?. It is important to feed starving people, including Deke. I'd rather be biten than spanked, but i believe they both hurt.. It would be better to be raped by a bear than to have masturbated with a cheese grater or as it can also be called a "sponge ruiner". I do not like spiders because when you see spiders in the house, that means your dirty. I would not like to eat shrooms on the beach or roll at Disney world, I'd miss out on too much but smoke some and watch "Fear & Loathing" is a completely different story. FIVE is the most powerful number, think about it. My favorite writer is Chuck Pahlunick, and i cant spell his name. I do not know "Burrito",but i really wanna go to "Moe's". Really, i do.

I have never given a homeless person more than five dolllars, nor have i given them more then ONE dollar. I've never spent more than five-hundred dollars on anyone, including myself... and ive never had a significant other. I've never had sex with more than one person in one day. Ive become bad with others "significants". I have only been on 1/2 a date, cause i never know if anything i do can count :(. I have actually met someone from Myspace that I did not know know from any where else, but my friends knew her as June. I have never consumed a gallon of milk in one hour, cause i dont really like milk... but i have bracelets campaigning for us all to drink 3 glasses a day, how awkward? I have never failed more than one class,but i have failed one. I have never been with anyone of a different race, even though a basketball player liked me in middle school, and i road the Bean Creek Bus with the valley kids. I have ran around naked outside, ok... only half naked... but ive been skinny-dipping alot (lol - Mr. Hopkins) I have never been scuba diving and its on my list of things to do.
Along with the Hiawasse Fair, Clubbing, and go to a really scary Haunted House.
I have never snorkled either, the one time i was supposed to my mother was pregnant with my sister... made it quite difficult cause we thought she might sink. I've never been on a real date, therefore I have never been on dates with someone I did not want my friends to meet nor would i ever. I have never gotten my stomach pumped for alcohol poisoning and am somewhat surprised. I have thrown up while/after being drunk and it will never happen again. I have never been suspended from school and never will be (i kiss too much ass) plus, do they suspend you in college?. I have kissed someone of the same sex, but its just a kiss. I have gone commando in sweatpants. I have let a girl paint my toenails only at the salon, and i feel bad for them... i hate my toes. I have met someone famous, and alot of people who should be. I do think I have saved someones life, but im not gloating. I have never seen someone die, but ive watched loved ones dying. I have never killed anyone. I have never been in a physical fight with my sister if wrestling her to the ground doesnt count. I have never been with anyone ten years older or younger than myself, but nine sounds like a good range. I have never been arrested and if i ever do, ill have more then the police to worry about. I have never spent the night in jail, but ive attempted to bail someone who has out. I have never been in more than three wrecks in one year, hence i have never been in a wreck except for the suicidal deer. I have not had sex outside. I have never given or recieved road head, cause i value my life. I have never had sex when my parents were home, that would be awkward. I have never had sex in my parent's house, but i know someone who has. I have never had phone sex, i like the touch of skin. I have never told someone I loved them and did not mean it because i dont throw that statement around. I have never had sex some where in my high school, but i know someone who has. I have been in an adult novelty store, but only the stupid one off 400. I have spent more than one night in a hospital, but it was just staying with my Grandfather. I have never ODed on a drug, nor have i ever done a hardcore one. My weakness is pianos, smiles, and diet cherry coke. I hate allergies cause my eye itches right now. I fall asleep early, and wake up 3 hours later not able to go back to sleep. A man at the redneck bar thinks my name is Lyla. I stole these from June.

I go by Mari, Mariellen, and Lyla. I'm pretty damn Irish, if you cant tell... but other then that, i dont know. I get scared up high cause i feel like jumping, Im afriad of growing old alone, and needles freak me out. Unfortunately, Myspace is on of my three everyday essentials. I should probably substitute that with vitamins. I wear a tanktop under everything and a belt with all my pants. Those two things can make situations a little more difficult, especially "backstage". I cant get enough Coldplay, Oasis, and Radiohead lately. Call my silly. My favorite songs are all in my latests blogs. but, Ill make it easeir for you.
"Live Forever", "Sitting, Waiting, Wishing", and "Fix you". Its easy to ask for three things in a relationship when you have one, but im going to settle with just a relationship, ill work on the rest later. I like the rain, Im hungry, and am jones'n for a cigerette.... one of those statements is false. A man's smile is the first thing i notice. Next is eyes, and musical ability. haha. :) Unfortunately m hobbies havent changed in a long time, they include music, theatre, and sleep.
With a little bridge occupying, coffee drinking, road tripping on the side.
I would really like to go back to sleep right now... camping would be nice.
A vacation to Toronto is very much needed, and i really want to go back to London and NYC.... soon. Before i die i want to cuddle under the stars, get a job, and get married. Those all sound so trivial dont they? Im not a good girl, but I do blush at the topic of love, get manicures and pedicures, and make hair appointments. It would rock more then my socks, if someone else actually attempted to re-write this whole thing with their answers... and buy me huddle house.

Theres a tv, fan, mirror, cd player, diet coke, and a circle chair thingy in my room. I say "Shit Fuck", "yes sir", "Fuck me in the ass what am i gonna order", and "my head hurts" alot lately. I dont believe i could ever live without My Papa, My Family, Sweetwater Coffeehouse, Local Music, and Broadway Shows.
Three things i want to do right now are mentioned above, but i will say them again for more emphasis: Haunted house, Hiawasse Fair, and Clubbing.
I believe in God... more then Jesus. Ive had dreams come true, that i didnt know were dreams. I read the newspaper alot... our journalists in White County are quite stupid. I havent prayed since my Papa got released from ICU. Maybe i should start up again? I dont have a job, but i do have an interview Monday. I havent been to church in too long. Diet Catholic is quite boring so early in the morning. Ive been skinny-dipping in the dark a good amount of times and have only had one surgery: on my knee. Last Winter we bonfired alot down by Huckabee, i hope that happens again. When i was little i would say i was running away, but just go play under the kitchen table. Never leaving started early. Ill never attempt Strip Poker untill I learn to play poker, cause it would be useless. In the last 24 hours i havent cried (i dont remember the last time i have), Ive sang outloud, havent been kissed (too bad), I always feel stupid, and i havent talked to an ex, but ive missed someone badly.

I dont remember how old I was when i first hit my head on a door, i only guess its happened alot. Stereophonics is a good band to sing loudly while in the shower. I wish i had a crush right now... that would be fun. My father's name is Missing, but dont feel bad... i like it better that way. Alison is the easiest person to talk too, and ill never stop doing that. My favorite Ice Cream is Moose Tracks. I wish i had some now. I prefer the gummy worms over gummy bears and I went to White County High School (aka. a JOKE). I used to play alot of instruments, but i miss the guitar and piano alot. I spent my childhood learning things i wish i hadnt forgotten. I attended White County Middle School (aka. the worst times of my life). Id like to have kids sometime.... but no time soon. The longest car ride ive ever been in has only been to Miami, but dont laugh... thats a long drive. My mother's name is Penny. Or as Deputy O'Brien likes to call her "Penny, Nickel, Dime Quarter". I used to have alot more nicknames... now Its just Mari, Me, and Lyla. All are so odd. My one wish right now is to be asleep. Silly eh? My needle phobia is the only one i categorize as a phobia. The heights thing is more like a weird quirk. If combining two curse words together can be an original phrase, i still havent made any up that people are using. My main reason to smile is that Im here. The last song i sang was "Creep" by Radiohead, and i went to bed at 7:00 only to wake again at 12:30. It's now 2:35 and im doing A LOT these stupid surveys. Something unknown about me, is i dont really like me, but i do like almost all Veggies. My worst habit at the moment is smoking, but im stubborn and dont let go... when i really should learn to be like Becca. Ive had alot of X-rays in my lifetime. Odd ones too... like of my thyroid. I've never really thought about my favorite kind of tape, but the double sided stuff is nifty. My zodiac sign is Virgo... born on the day of "Difficult Demand". Thats all you need to know now, cause its me through and through.

i think im finally done.
maybe sleep is calling my name again?
that would be refreshing.


:)


Currently listening:
I Might Be Wrong: Live Recordings
By Radiohead
Release date: By 13 November, 2001